This Rendering Seems Implausible

"SBA Thanks You For All The Fish" (santabarbarianlsx) 08/22/2020 at 14:36 • Filed to: None

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But, it’s not surprising that JLR would offer a “pickup” flavor. Makes total sense, even if these design elements don’t.

For the record, I always really like the “truck” versions of the Classic Defender.

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/full-size-defender-truck-rendering-will-have-you-screaming-at-land-rover-147696.html

sony1492 > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 08/22/2020 at 14:42

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This belongs in Halo

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 08/22/2020 at 14:54

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*squints*

oooooo its a rambo lambo

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/22/2020 at 14:56

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Yeah, I violated my own rule and posted a render... but I’m fascinated by truck version of a modern Defender, which also gets rid of the ugly warts.

fintail > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 08/22/2020 at 15:08

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Overmonied late middle-aged “adventure” types will eat it up as much as they do the normal Defender, and it will see all of that off-road territory in that odd gravel patch between the street and heated driveway of the “cabin” in the masterplanned ski resort community.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 08/22/2020 at 15:14

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tbh...i dont think ive ever looked at a defender long enough to notice warts..lol

i guess they just dont stand out enough in mall parking lots to catch my eye

(the ones i do notice tend to be older models on farmyards)

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/22/2020 at 15:19

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Warts on the side of the “new” Defender.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 08/22/2020 at 15:41

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huh.....is that a suitcase?

ooo no....i got it... thats where they put all the sensors and other assorted lectrickery crap thats always going wrong so you can have really easy access when it needs fixing.... oh wait... british...thats not very likely then

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/22/2020 at 15:44

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Who knew that Lucas had gotten into the luggage business?  What could go wrong????

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > fintail 08/22/2020 at 15:55

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So it’ll be just like a Landcruiser, Jeep, Bronco, and every other reasonably  competent 4x4 then?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 08/22/2020 at 16:08

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The only thing that would Defend is the income of oil tycoons

phenotyp > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 08/22/2020 at 16:40

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It was done by a Hyundai designer. 

Edgyhal94 > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 08/22/2020 at 17:50

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That looks terribly generic, sort of like something from a gears of war ripoff (no I’m not comparing this... thing to a warthog). The new Defender at least looks like a Defender, this looks like a LM002 had angry sex with a Chevy.

fintail > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/24/2020 at 12:41

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Only if past a certain MSRP.    Proles need not apply.